Chat forensics, strictly for fun

Who's the toxic one?

where are you??
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you never reply 🙄
love you ❤️

Drop in years of messages. Get a beautifully unhinged report on your relationship: scores, charts, awards and the exact receipts.

Read in your browser. Your full chat never touches our servers.

Not just stats

Your chat, told as a story.

The Meter reads years of messages and writes the chapter you never knew you were living. With quotes. With receipts.

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Sara: The Operations Director

If someone found this chat without context, they wouldn't know whether they were reading a love story or the operations log of a small airline. Sara runs logistics. Leo runs late. And somewhere around message 12,000, someone typed “fine.” and meant the exact opposite.

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Leo: The One-Word Wonder

Charts that settle arguments

Who texts more. Who replies faster. Who's up at 3am.

Every habit, measured and animated.

Who carries this chat

57%
  • Sara0
  • Leo0

The reply race

Sara3 min
Leo41 min

When you two talk

0h6h12h18h
Peak hour20:00
The verdict

Are you the villain?

One question. One meter. Evidence from your own messages.

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Sara

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Leo

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It's Leo. Sara may now say “I told you so”.

The cast

Everyone gets a character.

The Meter casts each of you as an archetype, then writes your portrait.

The Novelist

The Novelist

The Ghost

The Ghost

The One-Word Wonder

The One-Word Wonder

The Detective

The Detective

The Drama Department

The Drama Department

The Peacekeeper

The Peacekeeper

The Night Shift

The Night Shift

The Operations Director

The Operations Director

The Hype Machine

The Hype Machine

The Double Texter

The Double Texter

The Critic

The Critic

The Hopeless Romantic

The Hopeless Romantic

How it works

Three minutes from export to verdict.

1

Export your chat

In WhatsApp, open the chat and tap Export chat, without media. Our guides show every tap.

2

Upload it here

Your file is read on your device. Only short, anonymised excerpts are used to write your report.

3

Read the verdict

A headline, a toxicity gauge for each of you, and the charts that settle the argument.

Inside the report

Free to start. The juicy part is one coffee.

Opens instantly

The Summary

Free

  • Your relationship headline
  • TOXIC gauge for each person
  • The verdict
  • Messages over the years

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The Habits

Free

  • Emoji personalities
  • Reply-time race
  • Who starts, who ends
  • Night-owl heatmap and top words

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The Full Case File

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  • Who is the toxic one, crowned
  • Trait breakdown and the Four Horsemen
  • Red and green flag receipts
  • Personas, awards, forecast
  • Benchmarks against healthy couples
Privacy

Built so we can't read your messages.

Parsed on your device

The export is opened in your browser. The full conversation is never uploaded.

Names removed

The few excerpts we analyse have names, numbers, emails and links replaced before they leave your device.

Deleted on schedule

Excerpts are erased as soon as your report is written. Reports expire automatically, or delete yours with one click.

Never used for training

Your conversation is not used to train any AI model. Not now, not later.

Sources

Works with WhatsApp today. More apps are on the way.

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Questions, answered

Is this a real psychological assessment?

No. TOXIC is entertainment. It spots patterns in text and turns them into jokes and charts. It cannot judge a relationship, and it is not advice.

Do you store my chat?

No. Your file is read in your browser. We keep the statistics and the generated report, and we delete the anonymised excerpts once the report is written.

Do I need the other person's permission?

You must be a participant in the conversation and use the report privately. Please don't publish other people's messages without their consent.

What does the €2.99 unlock?

The full case file: who is the toxic one, trait scores, receipts, personas, awards, benchmarks and a printable version. One payment, no subscription.

Which languages are supported?

The site and reports are available in English, Spanish, French and German. Chats can be in any of these languages.

How long is my report available?

Free reports expire after 7 days. Paid reports stay available for 30 days. You can delete yours at any time.